Don't you need more storage space? Apartment Therapy NY reports that in Orvieto, Italy, "when you purchase a house, you gain all the rights to the caves below your land." Cave-owners often find ancient artifacts in their caves and use them as wine cellars. . . . It's Lovely! I'll Take It! features the most poorly chosen photos in real estate listings. For example: A giant open cage in a kitchen and a mysterious "black thing" that might be a dog or a person or a monster in front of a fridge. . . . Drama! Consumer Reports Home & Garden Blog reports that Clorox may have gone too far "when it claimed its new 'Green Works cleaning products work just as well as traditional cleaners.'" S. C. Johnson & Son got the BBB to look into it. Clorox will modify its claims. . . . Hostess with the Mostest did a "Candyland" birthday party for Max, the one-year-old son of Ryan and Trisha Sutter (of Bachelorette fame). There was a 10-foot candy buffet and a cupcake as big as Max's head. Parents must have been bummed that after the party none of their kids slept for days.