Lindsay Lohan has launched her new Emanuel Ungaro collection, but nobody's swooning over the clothes. Despite LiLo's checkered past, Heard on the Runway still found it "hard to imagine that Ms. Lohan and [her design partner] Ms. Archs could concoct a collection that is as cringe-worthy as this." In reviewing the line, "everyone's been looking forward to finding new ways to say 'tacky tasteless Hollywood crap,'" says Racked. WWD calls the show "quite simply, an embarrassment," and Style.com says it was "a bad joke of a fashion show, one with questionable color combinations, 'bad eighties' draped silk jackets and drop-crotch pants, old-fashioned and ill-judged fur stoles, and, yes, tasteless sequin pasties."

Did, um, anyone like the clothes? Lindsay Lohan did, maybe: Allie is Wired! says she “proudly strutted the runway with Estrella, making that ‘they all came out for ME’ look as she walked.”