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Ringo Starr Attends Bingo Night
Caller: The next number is G-50.Ringo: Ringo!Caller: It sounds like we have a bingo in the back.Ringo: No, Ringo! Ringo Starr, from The Beatles!Caller: Oh, it looks like Ringo Starr… Read more »
Mayor Tries to Convince Town All is Good with Photoshop
When I was elected mayor, I made a promise to tackle the issues facing our city head on. It has not be an easy undertaking. But almost a year later… Read more »
The More You Hookup
Chance your name is Chastity, Temptress, or SkyyCamp girlfriends you swear you've hadProbability the door to your room revolvesDesire to hook up moreProbability it's not just an ingrown hairThe more… Read more »
Count von Count's Screen Test for Twilight
Casting Director: I'm going to have you read the part of Edward, the compassionate vampire, and I'll be reading Bella, his human love interest. This is the scene where they… Read more »
Issue #4
Ever have a sh*tty job that you wanted to complain about in a weekly submission-based column named after Blink-182 lyrics? Send your submissions to worksuxiknow[at]gmail.com!I work at OfficeMax, and a… Read more »
These 10 Albums Should Have Been Called...
Keep Reading Written 2009-07-28 15:00:00 by Conor McKeon from likes so far. Be the first!... Read more »
I just got bit by the Love Blog...
...and it's driving me mad! Is your girl acting strange this week? Well it's probably your fault. If not, she may have gotten a heaping dose of crazy from one… Read more »
Dungeons & Virgins
View Article Written 2009-07-28 13:00:00 by Jim Dunson likes so far. Be the first!... Read more »
The 7 Kinds of Roommates: Girl Edition
Roommates are horrible. See? And just like dude roommates, girl roommates break up into 7 distinct types. See which one you are or, if you're a guy, see which kind… Read more »
The Truman Show Alternate Ending
Truman: Was nothing real?Director: You were real.Truman: Did you guys have cameras everywhere? Director: Yes. Truman: Even by my computer in the basement? Director: Everywhere.Truman: So everyone...everyone's seen me masturbate?Director… Read more »
